Alright people, you know the drill. The GUSA Presidential Election Debate is tonight at 7:30 p.m. and, as per usual, The Hoya will be live-tweeting all the festivities.
Keeping with tradition, here’s a little drinking game to spice up the night. If you have any questions or rule suggestions, hit us up in the comments or tweet us @thehoya4e.
Stay classy and stay responsible, Hoyas.
For 21+ students only
Take a small swig:
Every time a candidate or a question uses the word(s):
Administration
Future generations
Transfer students
Free speech
H*yas For Choice
Pillars
Platform
2018 Plan
Allocation of space
Jurisdiction of the GoCard
Broken
Students Against Restrictive Housing Policy
Waffle iron
Jesuit values
*Every time a candidate mentions a running mate in an answer
*Every time a candidate uses a campaign slogan in an answer
*Every time there is a reference to or tweet from Omika Jikaria (SFS ’15) or Trevor Tezel (SFS ’15)
Take a big swig:
*Every time The Hoya quotes a candidate while live tweeting the event
*Every time there is a mention of a cross-endorsement
*If Joe Luther (COL ’16) starts crying about his dad
*If someone mentions that we might have a snow day tomorrow
Take a shot:
*If someone makes another “Rise Up” erection joke
*If Meredith Cheney (COL ’16) is in the room holding a brick
*If GUSA Elections Commissioner Fletcher cuts someone off
*If former GUSA President Nate Tisa (SFS ’14) suddenly appears
Finish your drink and take a naked lap on Healy lawn:
*If Sara Margolis (COL ’16) is actually in a secret society
*If someone mentions the To Kill A Mockingbird sequel