Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Women Love Washboard Abs

To the Editor:

Not only was I shocked and dismayed by your feature story on what women want (“Why Can’t We All Just Get Along: Her Side,” THE HOYA, Feb, 10, 2006, G9), but I was also disgusted. I think I might have thrown up a little of the PowerBar I was eating.

Are you kidding me? I am actually supposed to believe that women don’t want tall, dark and incredibly handsome men? Don’t give me that because I know if any women met me they’d melt faster than butter in a frying pan.

Any woman who says she doesn’t want washboard abs and a steely and powerful face crafted to perfection is lying. It’s not that they don’t want it, but they can’t handle a real man.

I know what being a man is about, and I know what women want. I am all that is man. My butt is tighter than the 2000 election, and my body’s so cut I once had to go the ER.

When I’m not grating parmesan at Leo’s with my abs, I’m working out with my lacrosse buddies at Yates. Don’t ever tell me women don’t want that. Ever.

Jonathan Rapoport (COL ’09)

Feb. 10, 2006

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