Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande have broken up. I can’t say I’m surprised, but at the same time, I am. On the bright side, it beats Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.
Here are 20 things that have lasted longer than Pete and Ari’s fleeting engagement:
The time it takes for Royal Jacket to give me my pre-made sandwich
Brett Kavanaugh’s FBI investigation
My good mood after a night at Grand Central
Walmart Yodeling Kid’s career
“Big Bootie 14”
The “I’m gonna go to Yates every Monday, Wednesday and Friday” phase after New Year’s
A macro lecture with Prof. Carol Rogers
That period of time when clowns killed people
A late-night Snapchat from a ~lonely boy~ at 2 a.m.
The moment of silence for that person who drops their food in downstairs Leo’s
Any friendship made at a sweaty NSO party
The lifespan of the Wisey’s rat
A nap after an SAE darty
iPhone X battery life
Random fire alarms in Lau during finals season
A leftover Epi quesadilla
The time it took for Lil Wayne to drop his album
A basic Instagram Boomerang in front of Healy on a sunny day
The flavor of Wisey’s Oreo cookies
Any Vil A rooftop party
The time it takes for the Copley elevator to go from the first floor to the second
The Ice Bucket Challenge trend
Kim K’s botox
A hug with Jack the Bulldog
That time you were pre-med
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