JUST MISUNDERSTOOD – Fox News recently ranked Jack the bulldog one of “College’s Most Dangerous Mascots.” They obviously have never met Jack.

ASS EXODUS – On Thursday afternoon the Leavey Center was evacuated due to a gas leak originating from a conference room.

IMPROVING INCLUSIVENESS – Earlier this week, Newsweek ranked Georgetown the 23rd most diverse college and the 24th most LGBTQ-friendly.

THE GOVERNMENT WHO CRIED TSUNAMI – The Thai government apologized to hundreds of people that were caught in fear and chaos earlier this week when the region’s tsunami warning system went off in a false alarm.

BROWSE FREELY – The D.C. government recently announced there is now free wireless Internet available on the National Mall.

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