It’s that time of year again, when a whole new cohort of sophomores sets out to choose which major they want to cry over for two more years. Each department picks out its best outfit and lines, naive...
Dear Kylie,
How goes it? What's happening, sweetie? I think I speak on behalf of the entire world when I ask — why are you doing this?
You have complete autonomy over your life choices. However,...
Get out your champagne flutes and call your limo driver!
It’s red carpet season, and the greatest awards show of all is TONIGHT: The Oscars.
Even if you’re having trouble locating your Cartier earrings...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, HOYAS!
Can you believe it? Midterms are (finally) over and Christmas is literally WEEKS away!
Before I get too far ahead and offend all those people who "love" Thanksgiving, let's jump...
It doesn't seem valid to get excited year after year about a holiday that commemorates our subjugation of native peoples and destructive colonial ways, but let me tell you: I am excited for Thanksgiving...
Dear Witch Who Lives Under The Road Between Regents and Reiss,
What’s cooking? No, literally, what you are cooking down there? There’s always this unhealthy amount of steam coming from the manhole,...
I don’t know about you guys, but this whole “school” thing is already getting me down.
If you’re feeling the burnout like me, count yourself lucky — we have something to look forward to!
HOMECOMING
Anyone...
The trees on Prospect Street are starting to change color. The NSO horde has descended upon campus, tasked with welcoming over a thousand new students. Jack the Bulldog is on his way home from a restful...
As a nearly 230-year-old institution, Georgetown is host to secrets that current students can hardly fathom.
Some of these secrets date back to the school’s founding. Messages etched by early students...
Listen up people — there’s a new show in town. Out of all of the quasi-reality television that we have proudly consumed in our lifetimes, "Queer Eye" has been the most earth-shattering, jaw-dropping,...
Mercury is entering retrograde. Are you ready? Find out below in 4E's weekly horoscope.
Aries
It it is your time to shine, Aries. Although Mercury is entering retrograde, it won't stop you in your...
As 2018 begins, leaving 2017 in the dust, we here at 4E want to make sure you remember all the mysteries past. Don't forget all the unsolved questions that made 2017 so special!
1. Is Kylie pregnant?
2....
