Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Things to Do Once You Crash on Homecoming

Things to Do Once You Crash on Homecoming

By Izzy Roemer and Izzy Roemer September 21, 2018

I don’t know about you guys, but this whole “school” thing is already getting me down. If you’re feeling the burnout like me, count yourself lucky — we have something to look forward to! HOMECOMING Anyone...

Making The Best Of The Worst: Burnetts Edition

Making The Best Of The Worst: Burnett’s Edition

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice November 20, 2017

You've just awoken on a Saturday morning from a night you care not to remember. You head downstairs to your kitchen, and lo and behold, someone left you some ~gifts~ you didn't expect — Burnett's, your...

Classic Underclassmen Mistakes at Bars

Classic Underclassmen Mistakes at Bars

By Charlie Fritz and Charlie Fritz July 11, 2017

Readers, it's now July and the sun has since set on my second year at Georgetown. I am now considered an ~upperclassman~ at this wonderful institution. Let's just say I'm feeling a little nostalgic. Despite...

99 Problems But Jesuit Values Aint One

99 Problems But Jesuit Values Ain’t One

By Caroline Porterfield and Caroline Porterfield April 10, 2017

My college career started off to a horrifically basic start. My roommate and I invited new friends to our room before heading over to the Natty-littered Village A rooftops. Word spread quickly of our plan...

The Five Stages of Getting Written Up

The Five Stages of Getting Written Up

By Joseph O'Reilly and Joseph O'Reilly March 7, 2017

In the wise words of Hannah Montana, "Nobody's perfect." This timeless adage is particularly true for Georgetown students. Sometimes we make a little too much noise, have a little too much fun and get...

125 Substitutes for Season Tickets

125 Substitutes for Season Tickets

By Alessandra Puccio and Alessandra Puccio February 23, 2017

New year, new team? Maybe not, but we can only hope for the best when it comes to our men's basketball team. The team has had a long road. From winning to NCAA championship in 1984 to not even making the...

36 Questions That Lead to Love at Georgetown

36 Questions That Lead to Love at Georgetown

By Alessandra Puccio and Alessandra Puccio February 14, 2017

We've all heard it before; heck, those lucky guides in Blue & Gray tout it as one of the shining moments of a campus tour, delivered while standing in front of historic Dahlgren Chapel: "Why...

Holidays and Hurling: A Guide to Your Hangovers

Holidays and Hurling: A Guide to Your Hangovers

By Charlie Fritz and Charlie Fritz January 3, 2017

It's safe to say that the last month has been a whirlwind. The end of Thanksgiving break, all those formals, finals, finally coming home all in the holiday season, Christmas and New Year's Eve has been...

Is It Too Late Now to Say Sorry? An Open Apology Letter to the Neighborhood

Is It Too Late Now to Say Sorry? An Open Apology Letter to the Neighborhood

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell October 16, 2016

For those of you who haven’t seen it yet, the Washington City Paper recently wrote an article detailing the deplorable behavior of Georgetown students at this year’s annual Homecoming Celebration. One...

A Beginners Guide to Burnetts

A Beginner’s Guide to Burnett’s

By Charlie Fritz and Charlie Fritz September 28, 2016

Burnett's. We've all ingested this flavored poison at some point and experienced its wonderful taste. Some people may have told you about the best and worst flavors. But let's be real: times have...

Bed, Bath & Beyond Blacklisted: The Unofficial Back to School List

Bed, Bath & Beyond Blacklisted: The Unofficial Back to School List

By Alessandra Puccio and Alessandra Puccio August 19, 2016

As most of you are packing up your rooms at home or just moving out of your apartments from your internship/summer job days, you're probably asking yourself: "Am I missing anything?" While this packing...

Predicting a Freshmans Georgetown Day

Predicting a Freshman’s Georgetown Day

By Charlie Fritz and Charlie Fritz April 28, 2016

Well friends, it's that time of year: the last week of classes. We're almost to the point where we don't have to go class every day of the week. Summer is so close, yet so far (because of the gloom of...

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