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Winter Break, as Told by Kristen Wiig

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Winter break is a sacred time for college students, when they will experience a variety of different events and encounters. Some of these things we will try to avoid at all costs, while some we have been waiting to happen all year long.

For guidance on the events that winter break entail, we decided to look to one of 4E’s favorites: the wonderful comedian Kristen Wiig. Let her guide you through your break itinerary:

When you see that person in your high school graduating class that you haven’t talked to since graduation.

When you accidentally get a little tipsy at the family Christmas dinner.

When you and your cousins fight over who is the favorite grandchild.

Note: the answer is obviously you.

When your friends back home grill you about any girls/guys.

Christmas Eve.

AKA best holiday EVER

When you go overboard on Christmas cookies, fudge, or pie.

Oops….

When your parents ask you to help out in the kitchen.

New Year’s Eve.

And the next morning…

As you can tell, winter break is full of events, mishaps and interesting encounters. Be sure to handle all of these adventures with the grace and flair that the great Kristen Wiig possesses.

Photos/Gifs: https://www.lifed.com/bucket-list-225-things-to-do-before-you-die/7; GIPHY.com

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