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GTFO: Hidden Study Spots, Finals Edition

GTFO: Hidden Study Spots, Finals Edition

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell April 30, 2017

As you begin to recover from the aftermath of Georgetown Day, we regret to inform that it’s officially Finals Season. And if you can’t stand the thought of spending the next two weeks studying in hell...

A Guide To Scamming the Most Out of Free Food This GAAP Weekend

A Guide To Scamming the Most Out of Free Food This GAAP Weekend

By Caroline Bucca and Caroline Bucca April 19, 2017

Welcome to Georgetown, new Hoyas! Your friends at 4E are so excited to meet you next year! Before you  arrive, hopefully you're going to GAAP Weekend so you can celebrate and learn more about us, regular...

99 Problems But Jesuit Values Ain't One

99 Problems But Jesuit Values Ain’t One

By Caroline Porterfield and Caroline Porterfield April 10, 2017

My college career started off to a horrifically basic start. My roommate and I invited new friends to our room before heading over to the Natty-littered Village A rooftops. Word spread quickly of our plan...

What to Do After Getting Rejected from Piano Bar

What to Do After Getting Rejected from Piano Bar

By Julia Axtell and Julia Axtell March 15, 2017

After everyone's favorite grimy bar got raided a few too many times and decided to be a whole lot pickier about who they let in, a lot of underage Georgetown students are left wondering - what next? Where...

Breaking Down Georgetown's Geotags

Breaking Down Georgetown’s Geotags

By Caroline Porterfield and Caroline Porterfield March 13, 2017

It’s time to embrace the sad truth: GW’s geotag game is stronger than ours. Let's explore Georgetown's finest options in the ever-present Snapchat game. Grey outline of Healy Hall with Hoya Saxa in...

Judging You, Judging Your Laptop Stickers

Judging You, Judging Your Laptop Stickers

By Sylvie Hullinger and Sylvie Hullinger March 6, 2017

Remember decorating lockers in middle school? Laptop stickers are the college version of this timeless activity.  But now, instead of decorating a metal cubby that you once saw in a photo from 1973 ,...

Guide to Laufits

Guide to Laufits

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell March 2, 2017

It’s officially midterm season, which means that there’s a good chance you’re procrastinating by reading this article somewhere in Lau. And if you’re searching for some more ways to avoid doing...

Make Sightseeing Great Again

Make Sightseeing Great Again

By Andrew Boas and Andrew Boas February 21, 2017

In these tumultuous times, the District may seem like a less attractive tourist destination. However, if you properly ignore a certain orange presence, you’re sure to enjoy checking out America’s most...

Dating App Profile Picture Guide

Dating App Profile Picture Guide

By Alana McGovern and Alana McGovern February 16, 2017

Did Valentine's Day remind you of your single status? Did it spur you to re-download Tinder? Or prompt you to give Bumble a try? If so, then the members of 4E feel your heart-throbbing pain and we've created...

Things Worth Loving This Valentine's Day

Things Worth Loving This Valentine’s Day

By Jenna Clifford and Jenna Clifford February 13, 2017

Down with capitalistic consumer culture that tells us that showering in materialism one day a year is a necessary approach to demonstrating our care for a significant other! Down with societal expectations...

Overheard at President Trump's Inauguration

Overheard at President Trump’s Inauguration

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell January 27, 2017

Well, it’s official: Donald Trump is The President of the United States. And while I’m sure all of you spent Friday, January 20th making signs for the Women’s March watching the inauguration ceremony,...

How to Throw the Perfect Inauguration Day Party

How to Throw the Perfect Inauguration Day Party

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell January 16, 2017

January 20th 2017 is an important date for two reasons. First, it marks the inauguration of our nation’s 45th President and ushers in a new and unprecedented era in American history. Secondly, and much...

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