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A Guide to Move-Out Day

A Guide to Move-Out Day

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell May 10, 2018

You are DONE. Finally. This finals season was the worst one in recent memory, but don’t get too comfortable just yet: You still have Move-Out Day. Though not quite as bad as the infamous Move-In Day,...

Cries for Help: Carvings in Lau Cubicles

Cries for Help: Carvings in Lau Cubicles

By Izzy Roemer and Izzy Roemer May 1, 2018

As a nearly 230-year-old institution, Georgetown is host to secrets that current students can hardly fathom. Some of these secrets date back to the school’s founding. Messages etched by early students...

Georgetown Is Getting a New Beer Hall!

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice March 26, 2018

Finally, some good news that doesn't involve rats in our favorite dining establishments nor our dilapidated on-campus housing is gracing our school. The Georgetown neighborhood is getting a brand-new bar...

You Are What You Eat: What Your Georgetown Dining Preference Says About You

You Are What You Eat: What Your Georgetown Dining Preference Says About You

By Jenna Ryu and Jenna Ryu March 20, 2018

Let’s be honest: Georgetown isn’t exactly known for its food. (Fun fact: Niche.com ranked us 1,017 out of 1,384  schools in its 2017 rankings for the “Best College Food in America"). Nevertheless,...

Snakes of Georgetown

Snakes of Georgetown

By Caroline Porterfield and Caroline Porterfield March 15, 2018

Urban Dictionary defines a snake as: "someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber." To people of Georgetown who have slightly inconvenienced me: welcome to...

Which Georgetown LLC Are You?

Which Georgetown LLC Are You?

By Caroline Bucca and Caroline Bucca March 2, 2018

Living Learning Communities have sent out their final decisions, but we here at 4E want to help you figure out which LLC you should really be in. It's time for  . . . which LLC are you? [playbuzz-item...

The Five Worst Types of People During Midterm Szn

The Five Worst Types of People During Midterm Szn

By Elizabeth Park and Elizabeth Park February 26, 2018

Okay, first of all, why are they called midterms when they start during the third week of a semester and last until finals? Honestly, it's a living hell. Now that our first week of bliss has ended,...

Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Movies

Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Movies

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell February 11, 2018

It’s officially February, and you know what that means: studying for midterms, distracting fellow Hoyas with your nonstop coughing in class and, of course, planning for Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s...

Overheard At Epi

Overheard At Epi

By Elizabeth Park and Elizabeth Park January 29, 2018

After having a ~fun~ night filled with about seven too many shots of lime Burnett's, we all somehow inevitably end up at Epi. At this point, it's a Georgetown tradition to drunkenly eat way more chicken...

The Mysteries of 2017: A Recap

The Mysteries of 2017: A Recap

By Caroline Bucca and Caroline Bucca January 23, 2018

As 2018 begins, leaving 2017 in the dust, we here at 4E want to make sure you remember all the mysteries past. Don't forget all the unsolved questions that made 2017 so special! 1. Is Kylie pregnant? 2....

The 5 Stages of Winter Break

The 5 Stages of Winter Break

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell December 17, 2017

1. Relief You’re Finally Done. Thank God. You made it through an entire semester of Bib Lit without ever actually opening a bible. You recognized more than a generous 50%  of the words on your Spanish...

What Clubs Famous People Would Be In At Georgetown

What Clubs Famous People Would Be In At Georgetown

By Izzy Roemer and Izzy Roemer December 6, 2017

As one of the top 20 schools in the U.S. (and home to the hottest college men, according to Tinder), Georgetown is generally accepted as a place for the ~elite~. We’re not an Ivy but… yeah,...

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