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A Guide To Scamming the Most Out of Free Food This GAAP Weekend

A Guide To Scamming the Most Out of Free Food This GAAP Weekend

By Caroline Bucca and Caroline Bucca April 19, 2017

Welcome to Georgetown, new Hoyas! Your friends at 4E are so excited to meet you next year! Before you  arrive, hopefully you're going to GAAP Weekend so you can celebrate and learn more about us, regular...

Guide to Laufits

Guide to Laufits

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell March 2, 2017

It’s officially midterm season, which means that there’s a good chance you’re procrastinating by reading this article somewhere in Lau. And if you’re searching for some more ways to avoid doing...

15 Extreme Things to Give Up This Lent

15 Extreme Things to Give Up This Lent

March 1, 2017

Lent is here and you know what that means: the classic forfeit of chocolate, the avoidance of french fries and the (unpromising) theory of exercising more often. Chalk it up to one word? Boring! Instead...

The Seven Stages of Weekend Drinking Regret

The Seven Stages of Weekend Drinking Regret

By Alana McGovern and Alana McGovern February 26, 2017

We all at some point in our college careers, whether once or twice, or every week, experience the Seven Stages of Weekend Drinking Regret. Here at 4E, we put together a step by step guide, complete with...

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Guide to Pseudo-intellectuality

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Guide to Pseudo-intellectuality

By Alex Mitchell February 24, 2017

If you have ever heard someone say, “You know, it is actually whom,” then you are well-versed in the wild and wacky world of pseudo-intellectuality. Being smart is difficult. It requires hours of reading,...

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Jaunts in Protest America

HIGH-FUNCTIONING FAILURE: Jaunts in Protest America

By Alex Mitchell February 10, 2017

As a hip youth in contemporary America, I am “with it.” I enjoy Kendrick Lamar. I think Chance the Rapper is a cool guy. Senator Elizabeth Warren both inspires me and makes me very hungry — though...

Overheard at President Trump's Inauguration

Overheard at President Trump’s Inauguration

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell January 27, 2017

Well, it’s official: Donald Trump is The President of the United States. And while I’m sure all of you spent Friday, January 20th making signs for the Women’s March watching the inauguration ceremony,...

How to Throw the Perfect Inauguration Day Party

How to Throw the Perfect Inauguration Day Party

By Laura Bell and Laura Bell January 16, 2017

January 20th 2017 is an important date for two reasons. First, it marks the inauguration of our nation’s 45th President and ushers in a new and unprecedented era in American history. Secondly, and much...

President-Elect Donald Trump's Cabinet Picks Celebrity Apprentice Version

President-Elect Donald Trump’s Cabinet Picks Celebrity Apprentice Version

By Julia Axtell and Julia Axtell December 13, 2016

It has been a little over a month since our nation elected our 45th president, and slowly but surely, our country is accepting the results. President-elect Trump has just about finalized his Cabinet, leaving...

4E's Guide to Spotting a Freshman

4E’s Guide to Spotting a Freshman

By Julia Axtell and Julia Axtell November 3, 2016

Freshman year is described as a "time of transition." It is almost like a second awkward stage since you have to adjust to a completely different lifestyle (except hopefully you're rocking a better haircut...

Mastering the Freshman Year Humblebrag

Mastering the Freshman Year Humblebrag

By D.J. Angelini and D.J. Angelini August 5, 2015

Congratulations to all first years on getting this far in your journey to the Hilltop! Trust me, I know it hasn't been an easy road. Tackling the various questions of your incoming summer is always painful....

'Twas the Night Before Georgetown Day

‘Twas the Night Before Georgetown Day

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee April 24, 2014

T-Minus 1 hour and 23 minutes until Georgetown Day 2014 is upon us and most Hoyas are getting to bed early to prepare for tomorrow's festivities. We stumbled upon this ingenious status by Ben Maher...

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