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5 Reasons Georgetown Students are NOT Ron Swanson

5 Reasons Georgetown Students are NOT Ron Swanson

By Alexis Oni-Eseleh and Alexis Oni-Eseleh April 6, 2014

If you haven't read my friend Emily's original post 5 Reasons Georgetown Students are Ron Swanson, please do. She's hilarious and the "Drunk Ron Swanson" gif is life-changing. That being said, I'm going...

The Top 25 Hoya Comments of All Time

The Top 25 Hoya Comments of All Time

By Emma Hinchliffe and Emma Hinchliffe March 20, 2014

The Hoya launched a new website this week — an exciting step for anyone who's ever read anything at thehoya.com, not to mention those of us who put the stories there. But with the upgrade comes the...

A Guest Post by Meg Rizza

The Five People You Meet at Yates

By Guest Writer and Guest Writer March 18, 2014

We all know that Hoyas like to keep it fit. We are an overly-ambitious bunch and we work just as hard in the gym as in the classroom. After some exhausting observations, I have discovered that there...

Bradley Cooper Was (Possibly) Here

Bradley Cooper Was (Possibly) Here

By Kathleen McMahon and Kathleen McMahon February 26, 2014

Of the many Georgetown traditions held dear in Hoyas' hearts, 4E has a special love for the partaking in the "I Found Bradley Cooper And Took a Picture With (Of) Him" game. A combination of a simple bird...

BuzzFeed Quizzes: The Obsession Is Real

BuzzFeed Quizzes: The Obsession Is Real

By Francisca Johanek and Francisca Johanek February 19, 2014

Imagine you are sitting in your last class of the day. Staring at your laptop screen, you’ve already memorized the new season’s collection of whichever website you are currently browsing. Additionally,...

So... How Was Your Valentine's Day?

So… How Was Your Valentine’s Day?

By Courtney Klein and Courtney Klein February 15, 2014

It is over. The love is gone. Instagrams about how perfect your relationship is are now unacceptable. And it is certainly time to put those pickup lines away and try something else. Since it is Feb. 15,...

How NOT to Get a Guy in 10 Days

How NOT to Get a Guy in 10 Days

By Courtney Klein and Courtney Klein February 8, 2014

Relationships are crazy. As the genius Katy Perry once sang, "You're hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no, you're in then you're out, you're up then you're down." Truer words have never been...

4E's 12 Over 12: The Game-changers of Tomorrow

4E’s 12 Over 12: The Game-changers of Tomorrow

By Emma Holland and Emma Holland January 20, 2014

This week, The Hoya reported that five members of the Georgetown University and Georgetown Law community were featured in this year's Forbes' "30 Under 30" list. The list recognizes talented future leaders...

You Seek, We Write: The Hilarious Search Terms That Lead to 4E

You Seek, We Write: The Hilarious Search Terms That Lead to 4E

By Julia Kieserman and Julia Kieserman January 15, 2014

Well, hello there 4E readers. We here at the blog would like to think that our incredibly informative and entertaining pieces fill the voids of readers desperately searching for a way to brighten their...

No Shave November Has Ended!

No Shave November Has Ended!

By KP and KP November 30, 2013

The day is finally upon us: Nov. 30. At last, the long and arduous facial hair-growing process of No Shave November will come to an epic conclusion ... and a whole bunch of guys are now going to shave....

When One Door Opens, Another One Closes...

When One Door Opens, Another One Closes…

By Julia Kieserman and Julia Kieserman November 21, 2013

Sometimes, when you're having a bad day, you start to ponder the big questions. The meaning of life, where you will be in ten years, what to eat for dinner, etc. All the head scratchers. So, like anyone...

News Team, Assemble!

News Team, Assemble!

By Will Cleaves and Will Cleaves November 10, 2013

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION ... I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND HORRIFYING NEWS STORY ... The News Team is indeed assembling ... but this time, far from sunny San Diego....

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