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Halloween Pranks Every Hoya Should Pull

Halloween Pranks Every Hoya Should Pull

By Julia Kieserman and Julia Kieserman October 30, 2013

If any of you were as mischievous of a child as I was, you spent playtime devising new and (hopefully) innovative ways to wreak havoc on your parents, teachers and peers. That’s right – I’m talking...

Spicing It Up With Star Trek

Spicing It Up With Star Trek

By KP and KP October 16, 2013

With midterms underway and piles upon piles of readings and problem sets to do, you might not be that happy with Georgetown classes. But according to The Daily Beast, there are classes here to change your...

Five Steps for Coping with the Government Shutdown, As Told By Social Media

Five Steps for Coping with the Government Shutdown, As Told By Social Media

By Max Wheeler and Max Wheeler October 8, 2013

As everyone knows (and if you don't know, you've apparently been under a rock for the last week), the federal government has been shut down due to a failure to agree on a new debt budget.  Social media,...

Freshman Fails: If the Sun’s Cradle Rests in the West, but VCE is to My Left Then Where the Hell am I?

Freshman Fails: If the Sun’s Cradle Rests in the West, but VCE is to My Left Then Where the Hell am I?

By Emma Holland and Emma Holland September 23, 2013

  What is life? I've been asking myself that a lot lately. Not in a philosophically deep or soul-searchy way, but because I'm just super confused most of the time. That girl turning in circles in...

The Procrastinator's Guide to the Galaxy: McSweeney's Open Letters

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: McSweeney’s Open Letters

By KP and KP May 19, 2013

Well, Hoyas, that's all she wrote. Not only has everyone finished classes for the school year, but everyone (in the Class of 2013) has also graduated. You might be thinking that you no longer have anything...

Georgetown Univeristy: Where We're Really Good At Speeling

Georgetown Univeristy: Where We’re Really Good At Speeling

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee May 17, 2013

Take a look at this sign:   Does it look normal to you? Yes? Look closer: Still don't see it? Here, I'll spell it out for you: Now, here at Georgetown Univeristy, we pride oursevles at our renowend...

21 Ways You Know You're About to Graduate from Georgetown

21 Ways You Know You’re About to Graduate from Georgetown

By Hoya Staff Writer and Hoya Staff Writer April 25, 2013

There are only three days of classes left (if we're really counting Georgetown Day as a day of class), and for the Class of 2013, this is a bittersweet fact. Some of the seniors on The Hoya pushed through...

Georgetown eCards: Sass to the Max

Georgetown eCards: Sass to the Max

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee April 24, 2013

It's finals season for universities all over the country, and people are looking for ways to procrastinate. The 4E staff has collaborated to offer you a very Hilltop-specific method of getting nothing...

How to Prepare for the Arrested Development Premiere: Advice from GIFs

How to Prepare for the Arrested Development Premiere: Advice from GIFs

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee April 4, 2013

  My fellow 'analrapists': Only one month and twenty-two days separate us from the brand new season of Arrested Development being released on Netflix. Here's some advice on how you should prepare...

Surprised Patrick: Georgetown Edition

Surprised Patrick: Georgetown Edition

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee April 3, 2013

Surprised Patrick is, obviously, surprised at a lot of things. When he was brought to the Georgetown campus, chaos ensued. We were able to take a few pictures of him but then we lost track of him and...

I CHOOSE YOU...

I CHOOSE YOU…

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee March 14, 2013

After a heated debate between some of The Hoya staffers over some of the answers in  a Staffer of the Week post, I decided it was time to settle a major debate that has divided our society since 1996: Which...

The Procrastinator's Guide to the Galaxy: Doggelganger

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Doggelganger

By Kathleen McMahon and Kathleen McMahon February 25, 2013

Spring Break is soon, but those pesky midterms are sooner. So what better way to prepare for one last academic exhibition than spending a couple hours looking at dogs on the internet? Or better yet,...

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