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Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

This One’s Just Right

By Emily Troisi February 21, 2014

Though many of us remember the protagonist in the story of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” getting away scot-free, Georgetown University Children’s Theater has other ideas for the golden-haired...

Front Page Fakeout: The Rowdy Life of a Retired Mascot

Front Page Fakeout: The Rowdy Life of a Retired Mascot

By Emma Holland and Emma Holland February 6, 2014

Notice: Front Page Fakeout is back, ladies and gentlemen! FPF is a parody post in which a 4E writer takes a story from The Hoya and puts an exaggerated and entirely false spin on it. Genius, we know....

Golden Globes: Top Comedy Summaries

Golden Globes: Top Comedy Summaries

By Max Wheeler and Max Wheeler January 12, 2014

The Golden Globes have finally arrived, and tonight's award for Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy is sure to provide a riveting race among some of the year's top films. I figured I'd give you...

Canadian Film Parodies the Wonder of Life

By Dennis Li April 12, 2013

4/5 stars Every so often, we hear some news story about a couple that has seemingly achieved the impossible and managed to birth children in unfathomable numbers. Such tales make us wonder about...

Front Page Fakeout: Corp begins taking orders at new tattoo parlor service, CORP INK

Front Page Fakeout: Corp begins taking orders at new tattoo parlor service, CORP INK

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee January 29, 2013

The Corp has recently announced that it is merging its existing printing service to include a new service, Corp Ink. This new storefront will offer Georgetown students a convenient on-campus location...

Front Page Fakeout: Georgetown University Suspends All Student Activities

Front Page Fakeout: Georgetown University Suspends All Student Activities

By KP and KP January 15, 2013

Notice: Front Page Fakeout is a parody post in which a 4E writer takes a story from the front page of The Hoya and puts an exaggerated and ENTIRELY false spin on it. The Front Page Fakeout uses invented...

THIS…IS…THE FOURTH EDITION!!!!

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee December 5, 2012

”Remember to read us.” As simple an order as an editor can give. “Remember why we write.” For we do not do it for shiggles, nor self-gratification, nor for our resumes, nor valor. Our wish...

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