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Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

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Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

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Making The Best Of The Worst: Burnetts Edition

Making The Best Of The Worst: Burnett’s Edition

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice November 20, 2017

You've just awoken on a Saturday morning from a night you care not to remember. You head downstairs to your kitchen, and lo and behold, someone left you some ~gifts~ you didn't expect — Burnett's, your...

How To Throw A Holiday Party As Told By Michael Scott

How To Throw A Holiday Party As Told By Michael Scott

By Meg Lizza and Meg Lizza December 5, 2016

It's that time of year again. A time when you need to choose between spending more time perfecting that final paper or perfecting that hilarious Secret Santa gift. While it may be difficult to manage...

You Seek, We Write: The Hilarious Search Terms That Lead to 4E

You Seek, We Write: The Hilarious Search Terms That Lead to 4E

By Julia Kieserman and Julia Kieserman January 15, 2014

Well, hello there 4E readers. We here at the blog would like to think that our incredibly informative and entertaining pieces fill the voids of readers desperately searching for a way to brighten their...

The Best and Worst of Your Good Friend, Burnetts

The Best and Worst of Your Good Friend, Burnett’s

By KP and KP February 28, 2013

Our sweet love, Burnett's. You're there for the best of times. You're there for the worst of times. You're there for, and usually the cause of, the best of times that turn into the worst of times. For...

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