**Smack Talk:** Detainees in a Baghdad prison began taunting American guards who are Green Bay Packer fans after Brett Farve signed with the Minnesota Vikings. *Thumbs Down*
**New Greenery:** The university has planted a new tree to beautify the area near the front gates and Healy Circle. *Thumbs Up*
**Panda Farewell:** The National Zoo is scheduled to announce today that one of D.C.’s resident giant pandas, Tai Shan, will be moved to China. *Thumbs Down*
**Santa Saves the Day:** A Georgia man dressed as an elf falsely told a mall Santa Claus last week that he was carrying dynamite. The Santa called the police, and the elf was arrested. *Thumbs Up*
**Image Shattered:** After being injured in a one-car accident early Friday morning, Tiger Woods has become the center of a scandal involving several rumors of infidelity. *Thumbs Down*”
