**Cold Hard Cash:** Former Rep. William Jennings Jefferson (LAW ’96), who in 2005 stashed $90,000 hidden in veggie burger boxes in his freezer, was convicted of bribery, money laundering and racketeering. *Thumbs Down*

**Sanitary Sanctity:** An Italian inventor has developed an electronic holy water dispenser, which functions like an automatic soap dispenser, in order to prevent the spread of H1N1 virus. *Thumbs Up*

**Recharting the Course:** The SFS has decided to consider the SFS Academic Council’s recommendations and form a panel to re-examine the recent changes to the Map of the Modern World course. *Thumbs Up*

**Evidence Censored:** Secretary of Defense Robert Gates blocked the further release of any photos of abuse of foreign detainees by the U.S., claiming it would endanger the lives of American soldiers. *Thumbs Down*

**More Corruption:** British politician Tom Wise was arrested for siphoning off 40,000 pounds from his government expense account and using the stolen taxpayer money to buy a new car and expensive wine. *Thumbs Down*

“