If you haven’t heard, Blake Shelton was recently named the Sexiest Man Alive. We here at 4E are unsure if it’s just us, or if everyone else also has trouble seeing what People Magazine and Gwen Stefani see (look below for reference).

To try and get some perspective on this confusing choice, here’s a list of 15 people we think are sexier than Blake Shelton:

1. The pizza in the above gif
2. Amanda Bynes
3. The Wisey’s Rat
4. Jack the Bulldog
5. Bill Clinton
6. Todd Olson
7. Josh Peck (pre-not inviting Drake Bell to his wedding)
8. Patrick Ewing
9. Amanda Bynes in “She’s the Man”
10. The Dad from “Drake and Josh”
11. Jack the Bulldog on a skateboard
12. Kim Kim (we still miss you on the panini press)
13. John DeGioia
14. Todd Olson in full convocation garb
15. Bradley Cooper

We at 4E simply cannot fathom how none of these fine options preceded Blake Shelton. People Magazine, we urge you to take into account this definitive list before choosing your ~Sexiest Man Alive~ next year.

Photos/Gifs: giphy.com, tvguide.com