As Georgetown students, some of our greatest – and most of our worst – memories are made at Leo’s. Despite this, Leo’s remains the place where we don’t necessarily need to have a filter, and it shows. What are the raunchiest best things that we’ve heard in Leo’s this week?
- “I hope that we get on @couplesatleos today.”
2. “Are you pregnant? That does not look like a food baby.”
3. *Looks at salad bar* “Nah you’re right, I’m getting chicken fingers.”
4. “I’m going to fail chem so please help me figure out how to become a professional wine taster.”
5. “The farthest I’ve ever gone is putting squash into this condom.”
6. “Well, the only con I can think of is that he reminds me of a serial killer, but you can’t have everything.”
7. *Finds really straight banana* “How much do you think people would pay me if I videoed myself eating this and put it on Craigslist?”
Stay classy, Leo’s. Always stay classy.
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