Front Page Fakeout

Front Page Fakeout: 3 Years Required But It’ll Be Fun We Promise!

By Emily Min and Emily Min • April 27, 2014

An email sent to all students on Friday, April 25, announced the university’s new housing policy mandating three years of on-campus living, beginning with the Class of 2017. This has provoked much...

Front Page Fakeout: The Rowdy Life of a Retired Mascot

By Emma Holland and Emma Holland • February 6, 2014

Notice: Front Page Fakeout is back, ladies and gentlemen! FPF is a parody post in which a 4E writer takes a story from The Hoya and puts an exaggerated and entirely false spin on it. Genius, we know....

Front Page Fakeout: Corp begins taking orders at new tattoo parlor service, CORP INK

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee • January 29, 2013

The Corp has recently announced that it is merging its existing printing service to include a new service, Corp Ink. This new storefront will offer Georgetown students a convenient on-campus location...

Front Page Fakeout: Georgetown University Suspends All Student Activities

By KP and KP • January 15, 2013

Notice: Front Page Fakeout is a parody post in which a 4E writer takes a story from the front page of The Hoya and puts an exaggerated and ENTIRELY false spin on it. The Front Page Fakeout uses invented...