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Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

My Daguerrotype Boyfriend

My Daguerrotype Boyfriend

By Nicole Jarvis and Nicole Jarvis July 10, 2013

While you may be looking for summer love in the typical places, summer jobs, the beach or local bars may come to mind, I'm turning to the place I love most to find my dream husband - history. "History?"...

The Fluffington Post

The Fluffington Post

By Nicole Jarvis and Nicole Jarvis June 30, 2013

So you're a news junkie, constantly checking for the next breaking story instead of doing, y'know, work stuff. All that doom-and-gloom news can start to weigh a little heavy on your mind, so it's good...

The Procrastinators Guide to the Galaxy: McSweeneys Open Letters

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: McSweeney’s Open Letters

By KP and KP May 19, 2013

Well, Hoyas, that's all she wrote. Not only has everyone finished classes for the school year, but everyone (in the Class of 2013) has also graduated. You might be thinking that you no longer have anything...

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Free Rice

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Free Rice

By Rabia Mirza and Rabia Mirza March 30, 2013

My dear Hoyas, we hope your Easter Break has been all that you dreamed it would be but let’s face it, we’re only running from the debacle that will begin when we resume our coursework next week. People...

The Procrastinators Guide to the Galaxy: Doggelganger

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Doggelganger

By Kathleen McMahon and Kathleen McMahon February 25, 2013

Spring Break is soon, but those pesky midterms are sooner. So what better way to prepare for one last academic exhibition than spending a couple hours looking at dogs on the internet? Or better yet,...

The Procrastinators Guide to the Galaxy: Awkward Family Photos

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Awkward Family Photos

By Kaitlyn Morio and Kaitlyn Morio February 17, 2013

What better day to procrastinate then on the Sunday of a three-day weekend? You still have tomorrow to write that paper or study for that midterm so put away the work and focus on doing absolutely nothing....

The Procrastinators Guide To The Galaxy: Whoogles

The Procrastinator’s Guide To The Galaxy: Whoogles

By Max Wheeler and Max Wheeler February 10, 2013

Hey there, Hoyas! I would say happy Sunday, but chances are most of you are very "tired" and aren't feeling too happy about all of the work that you let pile up for today, or your midterms that are just...

The Procrastinators Guide to the Galaxy: Emergency Compliments

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Emergency Compliments

By Allie Canal and Allie Canal February 3, 2013

Why hello there, Hoyas! Whether you are up and studying for midterms or still recovering from your weekend, we’ve got you covered with another weekly edition of The Procrastinator’s Guide to the...

The Procrastinators Guide to the Galaxy: Starbucks Spelling

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Starbucks Spelling

By KP and KP January 27, 2013

Happy Sunday, Hoyas! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and we know exactly what you're doing: nothing. You just woke up, you're nursing a whammy of a hangover and you're pretending that the...

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