Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

Georgetown University’s Newspaper of Record since 1920

The Hoya

How to Survive the Clownpocalypse

How to Survive the Clownpocalypse

By Joseph O'Reilly and Joseph O'Reilly October 6, 2016

Over the years, American civilization has encountered several major threats to its ongoing existence, such as terrorism, climate change and infectious diseases. Today, there is a new danger on the horizon:...

4Es Declassified Freshman Survival Guide: Dorm Perks

4E’s Declassified Freshman Survival Guide: Dorm Perks

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice August 14, 2016

At this point in the summer, every freshman's parents are probably crying every day – partly because they are facing the dreaded empty nest, but mostly because tuition is due. You aren't crying though,...

Soundtrack to Your Finals

Soundtrack to Your Finals

By Catherine McNally and Catherine McNally May 6, 2015

If you're reading this, then a BIG congratulations is in order!  You've made it through the first half of finals, and are still somewhat alive thanks to the amount of caffeine flooding your bloodstream...

How to Survive Black Friday Shopping

How to Survive Black Friday Shopping

By Julia Kieserman and Julia Kieserman November 28, 2013

So, you’ve decided to shop on Black Friday. You’re doing one of those activities, something that will be miserable during the event itself but will give you mad bragging rights later, like a presidential...

Georgetown Fall Epidemics: Weather, Fashion and Other Horrific Plagues

Georgetown Fall Epidemics: Weather, Fashion and Other Horrific Plagues

By Matt Sullivan and Matt Sullivan October 19, 2013

It's that time of the year again, Hoyas: Georgetown is being plagued by the autumn and fall epidemics of every sort are spreading like Chicken Finger Thursday madness, and there isn't anything we can do...

Survive Spring Break 2012

By The 4E Staff and The 4E Staff February 28, 2012

Spring Break 2012 officially begins with the end of class this Friday, and many of you are leaving town for the beach, ocean, and spring break experience. While the image of lying in the sun sipping...

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