Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande have broken up. I can’t say I’m surprised, but at the same time, I am. On the bright side, it beats Kim Kardashian’s 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.
Here are 20 things that have lasted longer than Pete and Ari’s fleeting engagement:
- The time it takes for Royal Jacket to give me my pre-made sandwich
- Brett Kavanaugh’s FBI investigation
- My good mood after a night at Grand Central
- Walmart Yodeling Kid’s career
- “Big Bootie 14”
- The “I’m gonna go to Yates every Monday, Wednesday and Friday” phase after New Year’s
- A macro lecture with Prof. Carol Rogers
- That period of time when clowns killed people
- A late-night Snapchat from a ~lonely boy~ at 2 a.m.
- The moment of silence for that person who drops their food in downstairs Leo’s
- Any friendship made at a sweaty NSO party
- The lifespan of the Wisey’s rat
- A nap after an SAE darty
- iPhone X battery life
- Random fire alarms in Lau during finals season
- A leftover Epi quesadilla
- The time it took for Lil Wayne to drop his album
- A basic Instagram Boomerang in front of Healy on a sunny day
- The flavor of Wisey’s Oreo cookies
- Any Vil A rooftop party
- The time it takes for the Copley elevator to go from the first floor to the second
- The Ice Bucket Challenge trend
- Kim K’s botox
- A hug with Jack the Bulldog
- That time you were pre-med
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