For those of you who are fans of The Office and The Mindy Project, you might want to sit down. According to our Twitter sources, the wonderful Mindy Kaling was in DC yesterday. Even better, she was looking at food places IN GEORGETOWN.
I eat in Georgetown. She may have eaten in Georgetown. Conclusion: We are the same person.
How do we know this? Ms. Kaling tweeted out to her followers yesterday the following message:
Friends, what is the best restaurant in Georgetown? Explain in a rhyme please
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 17, 2015
Please commence freak out!!!
While 4E has not uncovered which restaurant she chose as her fancy, we were very impressed with the rhymes the citizens of DC came up with to entice this fabulous lady to dine in our humble abode.
@mindykaling 1789 is known to be fine, but only if you’re willing to drop a few dimes.
— Julia Jester (@JuliaaJesterr) September 17, 2015
@mindykaling pizzeria paradiso because they have carafes of wine. wine doesn’t need a rhyme.
— Tara Abell (@tara_abell) September 17, 2015
@mindykaling If you’re looking for dessert, head to Baked & Wired; Georgetown Cupcake is overrated and tired.
— Julia Jester (@JuliaaJesterr) September 17, 2015
@mindykaling while I have never been to georgetown, you’ll never leave mcdonalds with a frown
— MATTHEWMOOMOORE (@MatthewMooMoore) September 17, 2015
Georgetown University even got into the game! Could you imagine if you ran into her at Snaxa?!
@mindykaling Hoya Saxa! Come check out Snaxa! The selection might be small, but come to @Georgetown and have a….ball….
— Georgetown Hoyas (@georgetownhoyas) September 17, 2015
Of course resident comedian and politician, Joe Luther, threw out a rhyme:
@mindykaling don’t be fancy looking for soufflés/ In georgetown there are at least three Subways
— Joe L (@joelu72) September 17, 2015
This one is my personal favorite. Possibly because of the Kimmy Schmidt reference:
@mindykaling Fiola Mare, pinot noir, shining star, caviar pic.twitter.com/kb9oFu5bJh
— Lexi Neaman (@lexineaman) September 17, 2015
Ugh, but who doesn’t love Chris Messina:
@mindykaling It’s gotta be Filomena/though you’ll find some from the political arena/It’s so good it would please even Chris Messina — Emily Keller (@egkeller) September 17, 2015
While we don’t know where she went, Mindy did respond to this tweet with the clapping hands emoji. Did she ditch Georgetown all together?
“@LauraMLippman: @mindykaling Forget G’town/You’re at 6th & I/Jaleo for huevo w/caviar/It is to die. Also, sangria.” 👏👏👏👏 — Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 17, 2015
Mindy, come back. We love you. 
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