2014 is over! That’s right folks, another year has come and gone, and what do we have to show for it? Well, in 4E’s case, a bunch of articles. We’ve compiled a list of 4E’s 25 greatest hits written this year, ranked in order of page views. Read on and enjoy:

Georgetown-Themed Pickup Lines. An instant classic. Any of these lines were and are perfect, whether you’re chatting with that hottie in Problem of God or meeting Bill Clinton.

Lau is Soul-Crushing. And will never not be.

Mr. Georgetown 2014. Go back to the article now and change your vote to Thomas Lloyd, so you can say you were right all along.

Embassy Row Trick-or-Treating. Culture and candy, a feast for the brain and the sweet tooth.

Healy Clock Hands Went Bye-Bye. Until they were replaced one day later.

Naming the HealFamStuCent. That’s the nickname we decided on, right?

Georgetown Day Eve. Less than four months until Georgetown Day 2015!

Second Semester Senior Shenanigans. For all the SWUGs out there.

Tombs Cancels Wine Night. Sorry, SWUGs.

Things Students Would Never Say. Never say never! Someday the HFSC seating will make sense!

JesRes Dorm Deets. Housing Is Coming.

Georgetown Students = Olivia Pope. Uh, we wish.

Georgetown 2048. We know you still play it.

Wills and Kate Come to DC. Come back soon, friends!

Georgetown Reacts to Ferguson. Many extremely insightful words from faculty and students alike.

If a GUSA Campaign Doesn’t Have a Video, Are They Even Running for GUSA? Hint: The answer is no.

Top Hoya Comments Ever. Because Internet commenters are the best!

Reiss Pathway Forever In Our Hearts. I dreamed a dream in time gone by…

HFSC Open for Business. Bringing another factor into the “Where should I go to study tonight?” game, which inevitably ends in hiding under the covers and watching old “30 Rock” episodes. 

4E Blogger Is Also Georgetown Confessions Phenom. He was written about thrice. THRICE!

Last-Minute Costumes. You’re not fooling anyone with your “Georgetown Student” costume, bud.

Who Stole the Hands? We know it was you, Joey B. Ugh, you’re such a Scorpio!

Which Georgetown Alum Are You? Are you more Patrick Ewing or Nick Kroll? The answer may surprise you!

Concert for Valor Mix. Heard Ri-Ri and Bruce killed it.

Thanks to all our readers for a wonderful year! Catch you guys in 2015!