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Top 5 Reasons Why It Doesn’t Matter If Beyoncé Was Lip Syncing The National Anthem Or Not

Top 5 Reasons Why It Doesnt Matter If Beyoncé Was Lip Syncing The National Anthem Or Not

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1.) She’s a goddess

2.) She married the man with 99 problems and probably solved them all.

3.) I praise her name and all she does

4.) She is the most incredible human being to walk this earth.

5.) She is Beyoncé.

If it is true that she lip synced, here is my theory as to why:

President Obama didn’t want her to upstage him at his own inauguration and she physically couldn’t tone down her incredible-ness live even if she tried. So she had to pre-record it so that Obama wouldn’t be insecure. It’s like when the bride knows her maid of honor is way more attractive than she is so she puts her in an ugly dress.

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  • AnonymousJan 22, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    this is fantastic.

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