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The Procrastinator's Guide to the Galaxy: Popping Bubbles

The Procrastinator’s Guide to the Galaxy: Popping Bubbles

By Allie Canal and Allie Canal May 4, 2013

If there was any week to search for weird, sketchy websites on the Internet, this is definitely it. Georgetown Day came and went so quickly and now finals week is officially upon is which is just really...

Friday Fixat10ns: GEORGETOWN DAY

Friday Fixat10ns: GEORGETOWN DAY

By Max Wheeler and Max Wheeler April 25, 2013

[8tracks width="300" height="250" playops="" url="https://8tracks.com/mixes/1657363"] It's finally here. The stuff of legend. Georgetown Day. I am certainly excited for my first Georgetown Day, and I...

The Best of Urban Dictionary

The Best of Urban Dictionary

By Kaitlyn Morio and Kaitlyn Morio April 23, 2013

One more week of class till the end of the semester. Two more weeks until freedom. The sun is out. The birds are chirping. It's the time of ultimate procrastination. And what better way to waste the...

The Hoya at AwesomeCon DC 2013

The Hoya at AwesomeCon DC 2013

By Nicole Jarvis and Nicole Jarvis April 22, 2013

D.C. may not be known to the general public as a particularly "nerdy" community beyond the Josh Lyman-type political junkies who would rather read Roll Call than catch the latest superhero movie. But...

I Got a Pocket, Got a Pocket Full of ... Poems?

I Got a Pocket, Got a Pocket Full of … Poems?

By Victoria Edel and Victoria Edel April 16, 2013

There are many reasons April is one of my favorite months — free Ben & Jerry’s, the return of sundresses, the fact that everyone is just so happy all the time. With all of these great things...

The Seasonal Allergy Survival Guide

The Seasonal Allergy Survival Guide

By Kathleen McMahon and Kathleen McMahon April 15, 2013

For every overweight tourist getting worked up about peak bloom on the Tidal Basin, there are just as many unfortunate souls violently sneezing all over their laptop screens in Lau. If you count yourself...

Casual Thursdays: High Risk, High Reward

Casual Thursdays: High Risk, High Reward

By Max Wheeler and Max Wheeler April 11, 2013

Sky's out, thighs out, right everybody? The weather is warming up, spring is upon us and that means that end of the year festivities will be ramping up.  Along with Georgetown Day, surely you'll have...

The Five People You'll Meet in a GAAP Facebook Group

The Five People You’ll Meet in a GAAP Facebook Group

By Allie Canal and Allie Canal April 10, 2013

Gaining acceptance into Georgetown meant many things to all of us: congratulatory cards from relatives you haven’t talked to in years, celebratory dinners with friends and family, a plethora of letters...

Teach Me How to Healy Lawn: The Do's and Don'ts of Lawn Culture

Teach Me How to Healy Lawn: The Do’s and Don’ts of Lawn Culture

By Kathleen McMahon and Kathleen McMahon April 9, 2013

It is one of the harsh truths of life that not all grass is created equal. Some grass just gets more ass than its fellow patches, and the field with the greatest yield is undoubtedly the Front Lawn....

Sparknotes: Georgetown Day

Sparknotes: Georgetown Day

By Kathleen McMahon and Kathleen McMahon April 5, 2013

As the Day of all Days approaches (exactly three weeks. Better start carbing up and hydrating), freshmen and transfers (and sophomores who never made it past kegs and eggs last year) begin to question...

WikiWhat? D'oh!

WikiWhat? D’oh!

By Max Wheeler and Max Wheeler April 4, 2013

Before I get a huge, angry response from fans of "The Simpsons," let me clarify that I have nothing against the show. Despite my Rhode Island roots that make me lean towards "Family Guy," I still certainly...

How to Prepare for the Arrested Development Premiere: Advice from GIFs

How to Prepare for the Arrested Development Premiere: Advice from GIFs

By Lindsay Lee and Lindsay Lee April 4, 2013

  My fellow 'analrapists': Only one month and twenty-two days separate us from the brand new season of Arrested Development being released on Netflix. Here's some advice on how you should prepare...

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