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How To Be A Georgetown Rebel

How To Be A Georgetown Rebel

By Jenna Clifford and Jenna Clifford March 22, 2016

It’s that liberating feeling you get when you microwave the bowl that you know says “do not microwave." It’s the surge of energy that shimmers down your spine as you turn the knob of Lau 6 and enter...

The Stages Of A Freshman's Weight Gain

The Stages Of A Freshman’s Weight Gain

By Charlie Fritz and Charlie Fritz March 20, 2016

Spring break came and went very fast. Some of us went to help the less fortunate in areas like Mississippi and Honduras. The rest of us did not. Instead of making a decent contribution to civilization, many...

Secret Service Champagne Conspiracies

Secret Service Champagne Conspiracies

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice March 20, 2016

If you've ever walked down one of Georgetown's many enchanting streets, you may have noticed one or two black Chevrolet Suburbans parked along O Street a few blocks from the main gates. While the people...

Hilltop Hacks: Productive Procrastination

Hilltop Hacks: Productive Procrastination

By Alessandra Puccio and Alessandra Puccio March 2, 2016

Happy midterm season, Hoyas! While it may be crunch-time in the classroom, you can only run on a double-shot of espresso from Midnight for so long; you should treat yourself! What I'm talking about here...

Damn Molly: Back At It Again With The White Vans

Damn Molly: Back At It Again With The White Vans

By Molly Hamilton and Molly Hamilton March 2, 2016

In the two and a half years since I got my license, I have hit cars on three separate occasions. To be fair, I was in reverse and paying zero attention at the time of each accident. Fortunately, all of...

PSA: Facebook Updated Their 'Like' Button

PSA: Facebook Updated Their ‘Like’ Button

By Catherine McNally and Catherine McNally February 24, 2016

If you've been living under or a rock or, more realistically, been avoiding logging onto Facebook to prevent further procrastination from midterms, then you may have missed Facebook's latest update.  In...

Overheard at Leo's Night on The Hilltop

Overheard at Leo’s Night on The Hilltop

By Alessandra Puccio and Alessandra Puccio February 23, 2016

In case you live under a rock (or maybe just gave up Snapchat for a short while), tonight, Leonardo DiCaprio dined at famed Georgetown "You-Will-Only-Go-Here-With-Your-Parents" eatery, 1789. Naturally,...

Favor! The Life Saver

Favor! The Life Saver

By Catherine McNally and Catherine McNally February 16, 2016

Ever wanted a personal delivery assistant? Look no further. Favor is here for you. The Favor app (for iOS and Android), is free through Apple and Google Play, allows you to order ANYTHING and get it delivered...

Super Bowl Commercials: The Great, The Eh, And The What?

Super Bowl Commercials: The Great, The Eh, And The What?

By Alessandra Puccio and Alessandra Puccio February 8, 2016

After last year's morbid sentimental advertisements (remember Nationwide and the dead little boy?), most football fans were hoping for a light-hearted Super Bowl Sunday. Luckily, this year, advertisers chose...

Love On The Hilltop

Love On The Hilltop

By Matt Sullivan and Matt Sullivan January 27, 2016

As Valentine's Day is approaching, every Georgetown student without a significant other is focusing more on their academic and professional lives and less on their love lives. Hoyas seem to think that,...

Winter Break Grill Session

Winter Break Grill Session

By Keaton O’Neil and Keaton O’Neil January 13, 2016

Winter break may be the closest the college body comes to hibernation. We build caves out of our comforters to watch Netflix, forbidding all other humans to enter this sanctuary except for parents returning...

#WasteHisTime2016

#WasteHisTime2016

By Sara Carioscia and Sara Carioscia January 13, 2016

If you have WiFi in that rock you've been living under for the last few weeks, you've probably seen this hashtag trending on Twitter: #WasteHisTime2016. Basically girls (and probably guys because, equality)...

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