Every Halloween, H*yas for Choice sells condomgrams (because the last thing students need is a post-Halloween spook). For a dollar, a H*yas for Choice member will hand-deliver a condom and a personalized card to the Georgetown student of your choice.
With these condomgrams comes a lot of pressure to make witty and creative Halloween-themed pickup lines. The cards can be anonymous, allowing us to finally hit on that cutie from math class, poke fun at our roommates or make our abstinent friends very uncomfortable. Here are a few ideas to get you started:
My devil costume won’t be the only thing that’s horny tonight.
I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me.
Even the best candy needs a wrapper.
Because your face shouldn’t be the only thing covered up on Halloween.
So you won’t have to go trick-or-treating as a parent next year.
You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Ready to make you my BOO!
Why dress up for candy when you can undress for me?
In case you get a costume that somehow makes you appealing.
Happy Halloweiner!
Have an incredible Halloween and make sure that even if you aren’t participating in the H*yas for Choice condomgram extravaganza, you’re still making safe decisions while embracing the #debauchery.
Got any Halloween pickup lines of your own? Add them below in the comments.
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