The Corp has recently announced that it is merging its existing printing service to include a new service, Corp Ink. This new storefront will offer Georgetown students a convenient on-campus location...
Happy Sunday, Hoyas! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and we know exactly what you're doing: nothing. You just woke up, you're nursing a whammy of a hangover and you're pretending that the...
We hate to break it to you, everyone, but the Inauguration has ended. The mania has subsided and the fever has ended — except for our Beyoncé fever, which will carry on "until the end of time." (Ha,...
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A! It's inauguration weekend! You know what that means! Beyoncé is FINALLY being recognized as the real president of the United States of... wait...what? She's not? Well that's just...
It's Humpday, and we at the Fourth Edition know exactly what that means: You have 300 pages of reading to do for class tomorrow, loads of responses to answer, bunches of notes to take and tons of stuff...
Notice: Front Page Fakeout is a parody post in which a 4E writer takes a story from the front page of The Hoya and puts an exaggerated and ENTIRELY false spin on it. The Front Page Fakeout uses invented...
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We may not consider our tiny little dorm rooms as cozy as our places back at home, but that doesn't mean we can't spruce them up...
”Remember to read us.”
As simple an order as an editor can give.
“Remember why we write.”
For we do not do it for shiggles, nor self-gratification, nor for our resumes, nor valor. Our wish...
Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
When you were sitting in your dorm room at Harvard, writing out math calculations on a really cool glass whiteboard that I’m sure you didn’t actually own, (thank you David Fincher...
Well, folks, it’s back. By 'it', we mean the beacon of hope amidst these trying times. Among papers, finals and crying in the corner of Lau, it’s the light at the end of the tunnel, the ray of sunshine...
Feeling cold? There’s nothing like body heat to do the trick, so why not grab a date to keep you warm? I mean, come on guys, it’s simple science. As the leaves fall away and we’re left with a...
Its name is Thursday, Casual Thursday. With Skyfall now playing in theaters, we at the Hoya couldn't help but give a little shout out to the sexiest, British-Secret-Service-Agent known to the...
