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"Totally Real" Yahoo Answers: The 4th Edition

“Totally Real” Yahoo Answers: The 4th Edition

By Jenna Clifford and Jenna Clifford January 8, 2016

We did not make this up, or at least, the questions. Pulled straight from the World Wide Web’s very own Yahoo Answers, 4E has picked out some classic questions from the "education" category. We tried...

A Guide to Fulfilling New Year’s Goals Quickly

A Guide to Fulfilling New Year’s Goals Quickly

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice January 2, 2016

If you don’t make resolutions this New Years, you probably aren’t missing out. Not many people actually fulfill these often lofty or vague goals. Why? They set themselves up for failure. In order...

Word Wednesday: Tricycle

Word Wednesday: Tricycle

By Kat Vassell and Kat Vassell December 30, 2015

tri·cy·cle ˈtrīsik(ə)l/ noun: tricycle Definition: an entity formed when the third wheel of a relationship has been embraced, by conscious choice or by happenstance. Example: As the third wheel...

Best of Amazon Reviews: Gummy Bears of Death

Best of Amazon Reviews: Gummy Bears of Death

By Mike Radice and Mike Radice December 11, 2015

Gummy bears are nothing more than a harmless treat, right? Wrong. According to many customer reviews for one specific brand of these gelatin treats, Haribo Sugar-Free Bears®, gummy bears are a death...

Repurposing Wine Bottles

Repurposing Wine Bottles

By Kat Vassell and Kat Vassell December 3, 2015

As the second semester ends, it's time to take a break from finals and celebrate. But as much as we all love wine at this classy university, throwing away all of those bottles is not the best for our...

4E Horoscopes

4E Horoscopes

By Keaton O’Neil and Keaton O’Neil October 26, 2015

So I'm actually way more prophetic than people give me credit for. Check out your horoscope below to see how your future, love life and Halloweekend is going to play out. 100% accurate or your money back. Capricorn...

Angsty YouTube Comments

Angsty YouTube Comments

By Max Wheeler and Max Wheeler October 16, 2015

Since YouTube's inception back in 2005, the site has served as a place for people across the world to share videos of them doing really anything they please. As things have progressed, YouTube has also...

GOP Debate Drinking Game

GOP Debate Drinking Game

By Sydney Bolling and Sydney Bolling September 16, 2015

Being back on the Hilltop means a lot of different things. For many of our newer Hoyas it means new friends, new clubs and new social interaction. But being here in D.C. makes one thing unavoidable: Politics....

(Yet Another) Snapchat Update

(Yet Another) Snapchat Update

By Sara Carioscia and Sara Carioscia September 12, 2015

Remember when Snapchat let you see your friends’ best friends? Remember how many relationships were ruined and crushes were exposed? Well, Snapchat has officially turned over a new leaf: it now shows...

The Dos and Don'ts of Move-In Day

The Dos and Don’ts of Move-In Day

By Marina Smith and Marina Smith August 27, 2015

'Twas the night before move-in day, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring- except for you, frantically running around and throwing every article of clothing and bath product you own, a...

Mastering the Freshman Year Humblebrag

Mastering the Freshman Year Humblebrag

By D.J. Angelini and D.J. Angelini August 5, 2015

Congratulations to all first years on getting this far in your journey to the Hilltop! Trust me, I know it hasn't been an easy road. Tackling the various questions of your incoming summer is always painful....

(Free) ICE CREAM ON WHEELS

(Free) ICE CREAM ON WHEELS

By Sara Carioscia and Sara Carioscia July 6, 2015

Okay Georgetown: how many times have you said, “I would kill for a pint of ice cream right now” or “If you bring me a pint of ice cream right now I’ll love you forever"? Well now you can have...

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