Fellow Hoyas, prepare yourselves. Spooky szn is descending upon us — and no, I’m not referring to the sudden ubiquity of dead rodents on campus.
That’s right: It’s almost Halloween, and if you’re...
Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande have broken up. I can’t say I’m surprised, but at the same time, I am. On the bright side, it beats Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries.
Here are 20...
Many years ago, the mere thought of writing this article would have been absurd. There was once a time when school spirit was high, lottery picks roamed the Hilltop and students needed no convincing when...
We're already a month into the school year, and I still only own one notebook and one pencil, so we're off to a strong start :')
Clearly, organization, planning and most other life skills may not be...
It's sophomore year, ladies and gentlemen, which means we're all ~experienced~ and can now look down on the lowly freshmen who walk the dreaded path to Darnall Hall. But besides the slightly upgraded situation...
If you haven’t spent these past weeks drowning in used tissues and Advil, this Hoya desperately wants to know your secret. Yes! You heard that barely concealed coughing fit from the back of your crowded...
Happy October!
AKA, happy end of all things fresh, new and exciting. Happy death 'n' afterlife to all things green. And, above all else: a very happy ~midtermz~.
The magic of the welcome and/or return...
Less than a month into the school year and it's already ~midterm szn~. As Hoyas are still recovering from the aftermath of homecoming and the unfortunate loss of Wingo's (I still don't want to talk about...
I don’t know about you guys, but this whole “school” thing is already getting me down.
If you’re feeling the burnout like me, count yourself lucky — we have something to look forward to!
HOMECOMING
Anyone...
If you've walked by Healy at some point during the past 24 hours, you -- like those at 4E -- would know that Georgetown's own Bradley Cooper is coming to campus today. And even though Bradley somehow rooted...
Well, it looks like summer is coming to an end, which means the incoming wave of mixed emotions that comes with ~going back to school~.
I know how you must be feeling at this time. If you’re like me,...
The trees on Prospect Street are starting to change color. The NSO horde has descended upon campus, tasked with welcoming over a thousand new students. Jack the Bulldog is on his way home from a restful...
